It's a start...

David Alan Grier may never be an acceptable substitute for Dave Chappelle, but his two-minute rants at the beginning of each episode? Comedy gold AND pure truth.

No, sir, I didn't like it

The new Pepsi logo is ugly.

What can you do?

Barack Obama is being inaugurated next month. I'm not thrilled about that result (another story for another day), but there is one thing that bothers me about the whole thing. There are these ads on TV, trying to hawk commemorative coins and plates about this historic moment in American history. I'm a little disgusted by the fact that people are trying to advantage of the situation and make a quick buck.

Then I remember that I'm a conservative and a big fan of the free market system. If I moan and bitch, I'm a hypocrite. What can I do? The same thing I do about Wal-Mart, Disney, and Michael Moore films. Just not buy it. It's a free market, baby.

Room for one more?

If Minnesota keeps playing the way they have all season, with Adrian Peterson being such a stud and that talented defense, I MIGHT have to hop onto the Vikings bandwagon.

I may not like the Vikings, but they certainly have my respect...

Global Decree #87321

When I take over the world, Hugh Laurie will have to speak in his American accent at all times.

What next?

Even after the last three amazing months, where things have just been getting better and better (and better and better), I'm still left with one burning question...

Out of Omar, Jennifer, Jesse, Peter, Kal, and Olivia, who's staying and who's going after this year? Are they all going to stay? They going to change the opening sequence at any point?

This is going to bother me until I get my answer...

So, Nintendo wants me to buy a DS because it was able to teach Lisa Kudrow how to make kung-pow chicken... Yeah...

And who is that little girl is assisting her in the kitchen? Lisa has a son, not a daughter...