I'm surprised by how caustic and foul-smelling drain cleaner is.

Weezer's Green Album is the first CD I own in which I ripped every song onto my computer.

OK, who's the bassist for The White Stripes? Jack sings and plays guitar. Meg drums. Sure, when recording for a studio album, it's not tough. But what do they do for live shows?

Watch "Law and Order"? Ever notice how all the dead bodies are randomly found by NYC citizens? I don't believe that's very realistic. OK, assume 25 episodes per season (about 8 months long). How many murders are there in the Big Apple during that same late September to mid May time frame? The numbers just don't add up for me.

The only thing worse that cute kids in TV commercials are cute animals with kids' voices.

I've seen these commercials for a casino in the Red River Valley region, where they have washed-up bands from 20 years or longer ago come in on a regular basis. And I got to thinking. I hope my favorite bands of today don't have to resort to casino tours to eke out a living in 30+ years. And I REALLY don't want to be 50 and attending those shows, which might be the only chance I'd ever have to see them.

It's been raining for the last few days here in Fargo. How appropriate...

That's it. I got nothing.