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If you want to know what I'm up to, e-mail or call me. If I want you to know what I've been doing, I'll do the same. You can also check out this blog or my website. And if you want to see my pictures, view my gallery, which I regularly update. OK, I haven't updated it in a couple of years, but I don't think that makes my point any less valid...

Please don't ask me to join MySpace. I don't want your invitation to Facebook. And I don't twit. I've got better things to do. Now, if you're excuse me, I'll go back to watching my paint dry on growing grass. It's really fascinating stuff...