Dear Santa

These are the toys I want:

• The new Weezer CD, Make Believe.
• A 17" LCD montior.
• A Mac mini, 1.25 GHz, 512 MB, 40 GB HD, Wireless capable.
• A KVM switch, with PS/2 inputs and USB outputs.
• Some baseball cards (see my web site for my wantlists).
• A better laptop. But that can wait for now.
• An HP laser printer. This can also wait.
• A camera phone.
• Answers to all my Linux questions.
• Books to make me smart. Specifically, stuff on Linux, Apache/MySQL/PHP, C#. Maybe the new Harry Potter book too.
• A peon. Someone to do my coding for me.
• A new Twins hat. Fitted. Size 7 1/4. Away (the one with the "m" on it).