Damn biased media.

It snows and blizzards in North Dakota, only the locals pay attention. Ice, wind, death, cold, blackouts. Nobody else cares.

It snows and blizzards anywhere else in the US (not the Upper Midwest), it's the top story on the national evening news. Same look, same weather, same exact results. Total garbage.

You people would have nothing without us. NO-THING.

The most fun I have ever had

This game is the most addictive, most entertaining, most intense, hardest, riotest, scream-at-the-top-of-your-lungs, funniest, most painful, most rewarding game of your life. If I were an Editor at EGM, I'd give it a 12 out of 10, game of the millenium, Gold++++ Medal.

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law - Stop That Sandwich!

The goal? Beat the crap out of your co-workers in an effort to maintain possession of the last egg salad sandwich in the office.

The only thing that would make it better - multiplayer mode. And putting it on a console.

Playing this game must be what pure ecstacy is like.

Update 12/8/05: My high score is 266,663,195.

You know what I find annoying?

Besides that.

And that.

And that.

And her.

Referring to a celebrity couple with a "word" that is a combination of their names.