WAS fun...
The 2026 Winter Olympics are over. And it ended exceptionally well. For the first time in my lifetime, the United States of America won gold, scoring the game winning goal in overtime over Canada.
It was a great thing to see. Until some lifesize assholes decided to politicize it.
The head of the FBI, who had no BUSINESSS being there, crashes the celebration in the locker room and helps himself to a beer.
Then the president calls to congratulate the team. and complains about the women's team, WHO ALSO WON GOLD IN OVERTIME, wanting equal time. Or any time really...
Never at any point was it about the athletes' accomplishments. It was about the powers that be, what THEY wanted, what THEY thought THEY deserved...
Worse, some of the men accepted the orange one's invitation to the White House on their way back to play in the NHL. Some as early as TOMORROW...
The women did not accept their invite, but Flavor Flav has them covered. He'll hold a celebration with them once their season is done in... May? (I assume that's when the PWHL is done for the year). Some of them have to go back to school, as they are still playing in the NCAA. Their season will be done in a few weeks, but they'll still be working for degrees at their various universities, and (I assume) will not be done until May (as well).
It's no skin off my ass. I don't watch the NHL. Haven't since they cancelled the 2004-05 season. They don't need my money either.
I'd love to be in Vegas when Flav honors the women's team this summer. Considering how he's celebrated the accomplishments of others, I'd love to see it go down.
If I send up dead after this is published, I'm also posting it on Discord and Tumblr. Good luck trying to remove it from there...