Monday, June 12, 2006

Didn't see this one coming, did you?

Yes, I've done nothing with this blog since I started playing WoW. But that's not the point...

Just a random thought from out of the blue...

If you're a single female, and you have kids, I'm setting these ground rules:

1. You must be up front with the fact that you have kids. You need to mention it at our first encounter, and the sooner the better. Surprise me with them after that, and it's over before it even started.
2. I want to have my OWN kids someday. If you don't want any more kids, then you can't have mine.
3. All the kids you already have must have the same father. It gets too weird if I'm the third man in this equation.
4. The father must take responsibility for his kids. This means financially. As long as he pays his fair share, I have no problem chipping in.
5. You should act civil when you encounter the father of your children. I'd hate to think that could be us someday.
6. If we get married, your children have to respect my authority. And you have to help me drill that fact into their heads. I'm not going to be a hardass, but you DID choose me to be a father figure to them, so let me do the job.

This pretty much covers it, but I may add more.

Disclaimer: #4 and #5 are not applicable if the children's original father has passed away.

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